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1. Q: What
do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2. Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
3. Q: What do you call a blonde with
2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde
dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
6. Q: How does a blonde part their
hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.
7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle
herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg
say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair
in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2
of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a
window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it
blown around
too much.
12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair
up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's
greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
15. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
16. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood
footballer killed in a
recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.
17. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery
rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes
light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
19. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes
to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
20. Q: Why should blondes not be given
coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
21. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's
been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's
been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
22. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
23. Q: What do a blonde and your computer
have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until
they go
down on you.
24. Q: What did the blonde think of
the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
25. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder
pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! |
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