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251. Q:
How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
252. Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
253. Q: Why did god give blonds 2%
more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during
parades.
254. Q: How do you get a one-armed
blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
255. Q: How does a blonde measure his/her
IQ?
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)
256. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
257. Q: What do you call a blonde with
ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.
258. Q: What's the difference between
a counterfeit dollar and a
skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.
259. Q: What's the difference between
a chorus line of blondes and
a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
260. Q: What is the best blonde secretary
in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.
261. Q: What does a blonde think an
innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.
262. Q: Why don't a blondes guts fall
out of her twat when she stands?
A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place.
263. Q: What's the difference between
having sex with a blonde and
eating Jell-o?
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
264. Q: What do you get when you cross
a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't
do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't
stop until it gets blood.
265. Q: Why was the blonde wearing
her sunglasses?
A: She was having sunny periods.
266. Q: What two things in the air
can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
267. Q: How can you tell when a blonde
is wearing pantyhose?
A: When she farts, her knees bag.
268. Q: What's the disease that paralyzes
blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage.
269. Q: How is a blonde like a frying
pan?
A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
270. Q: How do you describe the perfect
blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer
on.
271. Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
272. Q: How do ya paralyze a blonde
from the neck down?
A: Marry her.
273. Q: How did the blonde die drinking
milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
274. Q: How did the blonde burn her
nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
275. Q: How can you tell if a blonde
writes mysteries?
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