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301. Q:
What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
302. Q: What do a blonde and President
Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.
303. Q: Why did the blonde scale the
chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
304. Q: Why did they stop doing the
"WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning.
305. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes
with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
306. Q: Why did the blonde have tire
tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said
"DON'T WALK".
307. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
308. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine
cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
309. Q: Why did the blonde want to
become a veternarian?
A: Because she loved children.
310. Q: If an blonde and a brunette
jumped off a bridge,
who would die first?
A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to
stop and ask for directions.
311. Q: To a blonde, what is long and
hard?
A: Grade 4.
312. What are the worst six years in
a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
313. Q: What is the difference between
a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out
of it.
314. Q: What is the definition of gross
ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
315. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed
for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
316. Q: Why won't they hire a blonde
pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
317. Q: What is the definition of the
perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a
pub.
318. Q: Why is a blonde like an old
washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
319. Q: How would a blond punctuate
the following?:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
320. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the
size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
321. Q: A blonde is walking down the
street with a pig under her arm.
She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
322. Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and
the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
323. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe
sex?
A: Locking the car door.
324. Q: Why did the blonde keep failing
her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the
back seat.
325. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents
occur around the home?
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