351. Why does a blonds bra say T.G.I.F?
Tits go in first.

352. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

353. Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A: Rebel without a clue.

354. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE?
A: Full.

355. Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)

356. Q: WHY DON'T BLONDES BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES?
A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.

357. Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
A: "No, I just lie there."

358. Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
A: "Thanks, guys..."

359. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLONDES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL?
A: AIR POCKETs.
360. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
361 Q: What did Jimmy Swaggart pay for his prostitute
and her four blonde friends?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
362. Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain
surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"
363. Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals
team?
A: Just One... Boomer Esiason.
364. Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
365. Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
366. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refriderator cold.
367. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto
Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
368 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
369. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
370. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
371 Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not with there mouths full.
372 Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
A: Divorced.
374. A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that
her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and
Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
375. Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.