376. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the
blow dryer!

377. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

378 Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.

379. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her
lawyer
explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"


380. Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!

381. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

382. (Visual Joke)
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions)

383. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

384. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

385. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde
and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . .

387. Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?

388. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...

389 Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

390 Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

391 Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
And the finale

392. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke