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51. Q: What
do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
52. Q: What do you call a blonde between
two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
53. Q: How do you change a blonde's
mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
54. Q: What do you say to a blonde
that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
55. Q: What do blondes do with their
arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
56. Q: What's the first thing a blonde
does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.
57. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs
in the morning?
A: Fertilized.
58. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
59. Q: What's the first thing a blonde
does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
60. Q: How do blondes turn the light
on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.
61. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.
62. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with
sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
63. Q: What is the worst thing about
sex with a blonde?
A: Bucket seats.
64. Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A1: "Thanks, Guys!"
A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
A3: Do you guys all play for the <team name>?
A4: Who were all those guys?
65. Q: Why is a blonde like a door
knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
66. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad
tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
67. Q: What important question does
a blonde ask her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
68. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble
achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*
69. Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex!
70. Q: How do you tell when a blonde
reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
71. Q: What does a blonde say when
you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
72. Q: What is it called when a blonde
blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
73. Q: Why do blondes use tapons with
extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
74. Q: How can you tell which blonde
is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering
what she did with her pencil.
75. Q: What did the blonde customer
say to the buxom waitress (reading her
nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other
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