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76. Q: Why
do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because they don't know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused.
77. Q: How many blondes does it take
to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around
her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
78. Q: What's a blonde's favourite
wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
79. Q: What do you call a basement
full of blondes?
A: A wine cellar.
80. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
81. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide
blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
82. Q: What does a peroxide blonde
and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.
83. Q: What is the difference between
a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
84. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.
85. Q: What does a blonde say when
she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
86. Q: What did the blonde say when
she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
87. Q: What do you call 10 blondes
standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
88. Q: What do you call 15 blondes
in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
89. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy,
a dumb blonde, and a smart
blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill.
Who picks it up?
A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa
Claus,
the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the
Tooth
Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was
a gum
wrapper.
90. Q: Why did the blonde scale the
glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
91. Q: What do you do when a blonde
throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
92. Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
93. Q: Why did the blonde stop using
the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
94. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
95. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a
building, who hits the
ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
96. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers
disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
97. Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a
blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
98. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a
Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
99. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and
a blonde?
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