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101. Q:
What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling
ball?
A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.
A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have
three holes to poke.
A4: You don't eat your bowling ball
102. Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in
common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
103. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and
"The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
104. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde
and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
105. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
106. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
107. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and
the Grand Old Duke of
York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
108. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and
it
won't follow you around for a week.
109. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
110. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have
in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
111. Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have
in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
112. Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
113. Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
114. Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have
in common?
A: They both have black roots.
115. Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar
on her head?
A: Sweet Fuck All...
116. Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
117. Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
118. Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
119. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip
cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3: Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.
120. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
121. Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before
the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
122. Q: What's the blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
123. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a
penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
124. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the
floor!
125. Q: Why do blondes find it difficult to marry?
A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex! |
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