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126. Q:
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced
to do.
127. Q: Why does a blonde only change
her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
128. Q: How did the blonde try to kill
the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
129. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
130. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited
after she finished her jigsaw
puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
131. Q: What do you say to a blonde
with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
132. Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
133. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for
hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
134. Q: Why aren't there many blonde
gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
135. Q: Why do blondes have legs?
A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
136. Q: Why did the blonde go half
way to Norway and then turn around
and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking
was a
television.
137. Q: What is the irritating part
around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
138. Q: How do you describe a blonde,
surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
139. Q: Why do blondes always die before
help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
140. Q: What did the blonde say when
asked if she'd ever been picked
up by "the fuzz"?
A: "No. But I've been swung around by the tits."
141. Q: What do you call a swimming
pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.
142. Q: What do you call 20 blondes
in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
143. Q: How does a blonde interpret
6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
144. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde having her period and
a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
145. Q: What did the blonde say when
she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
146. Q: Why do blondes have two more
brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
147. Q: Why don't blondes breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
148. Q: Did you hear about the blonde
lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
149. Q: Why do blondes put their hair
in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
150. Q: What did the blonde name her
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