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176. Q:
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M
factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
177. Q: Why did the blonde try to steal
a police car?
A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
178. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton
in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
179. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
180. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde track team and a tribe of sly
pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts.
181. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.
182. Q: What is the difference between
a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
183. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo",
while a
blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
184. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
185. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
186. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
187. Q: What's the difference between
a prostitute, a nymphomaniac,
and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling
beige."
188. Q: How do you get a blonde to
marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
189. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde
behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
190. Q: Why are there lip stick stains
on the steering wheel after a blonde
drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!
191. Q: What does a blonde say when
you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
192. Q: Why did the blonde drive into
the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
193. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
194. Q: What is happening when you
hear varoom...screech, varoom...screech,
varoom...screech.....?
A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a
flashing
red light.
195. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her
zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.196. Q:
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen
to death
in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
197. Q: How can you tell when a blonde
is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
198. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's
boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression
in her
forehead.
199. Q: What is the blonde's chronic
speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No".
200. Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde
and a Puerto Rican?
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